Christmas Countdown -1

Because it’s almost the big day I’ve brought you something extra special, two for the price of one! Karen and I are a weird couple so I’d probably wrap her present super pretty, bows and ribbon, real girly like… There would be a pretty pair of crotchless panties and a matching lacy bra inside. But they would be wrapped around one of those fake plastic vomit things. Such is the nature of our relationship… 🙂

Happy 4th of July!

Happy 4th of July to you Americans! Try not to burn off any fingers lighting off those fireworks eh? 😛 I didn’t do anything for Canada Day on the 1st. I should have at least ate a poutine or ham and pineapple pizza or something. Maybe I am just unpatriotic? I don’t seem to have…